Brainrot Blocker

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By default, nothing checks the door

Every device in your house asks the internet for things. Nothing checks what answers.

One box on your network checks every request before it resolves — malware, phishing, trackers, adult sites — for every device, with nothing installed on your child's phone.

Perimeter · verdict log Illustrative
REFUSEDknown malware domain
REFUSEDtracker · living-room TV
ALLOWEDschool portal · laptop
REFUSEDphishing page · phone
ALLOWEDhomework site · tablet
REFUSEDadult category · console
REFUSEDad domain · phone
ALLOWEDvideo call · laptop

What is arriving right now

Not hypothetical categories. These are the four things a DNS filter is genuinely good at stopping, and they arrive on every device you own.

Phishing

Fake login pages aimed at your bank, your email, your child's game account.

Malware

Domains that serve the payload once something on the network reaches for them.

Trackers

Profiles built from every device in the house, including the ones you cannot install software on.

Adult sites

Blocked by category, with Safe Search forced on the major engines.

What it actually does

Built on AdGuard Home, the open-source network filter. These are its documented capabilities, not a wishlist.

Threats stopped at the door

Every request from every device is checked against a database of known phishing and malware domains before it resolves. Nothing to install on the phone.

Homework hours are a schedule, not an argument

Block named services on a per-day timetable. Weeknights from six can look nothing like Saturday morning, and you set it once.

One house, different ages

Per-device rules. The fifteen-year-old and the seven-year-old do not get the same internet, and neither has to know how it is enforced.

You can finally see what is happening

A query log shows what each device asked for and what was refused. Most parents have never once seen this.

Your household's DNS stops being public reading

Requests leave encrypted over DoH, DoT or DNSCrypt, so whoever sits between your house and the internet cannot read or tamper with them.

Covers what you cannot install anything on

Smart TVs, consoles, speakers, tablets. If it joins the network, it is filtered.

Why parents are looking in the first place

Every figure below links to the primary source. We have not rounded anything in our favour.

Something changed for teenagers, and it is measurable

Around the start of the twenty-tens, American teenagers began reporting sadness and hopelessness at rates their own parents had not reported at the same age. That measurement is not the disputed part. The federal survey behind it has asked the same question, in the same way, for decades.

How a teenager's day is spent now

Whatever else is true, the arithmetic of a childhood has changed. A device that fits in a pocket now sits between a young person and their friendships, their homework, their boredom and their sleep. Time spent there is time not spent somewhere else.

The argument you have probably heard

One book put those two trends side by side and gave the connection a name. It is the reason a great many parents are thinking about this at all, and it is the reason you may have arrived here.

And the strongest case against it

We are trying to sell you something, so you should be sceptical of us. Here is the best argument against the one we just made, in the words of the researchers who make it. We would rather you heard it from us than found it later and wondered what else we left out.

Two trend lines that rise together are not proof that one explains the other. That is the whole of the disagreement, and it is not settled.

Where that leaves a parent

Both camps agree on more than the argument suggests. Young people spend a great deal of time on platforms built to hold their attention, and parents have almost no say over what those platforms send into the house.

You do not have to settle a scientific dispute to want that say. What we sell is not a treatment and not a cure. It is a setting on your home network that decides what gets in.

What we will not pretend

Most tools in this space list what they catch. The table below also lists what they miss. A parent who learns the gap from their teenager, rather than from us, has been sold something.

What this covers, and what it does not

The list nobody else publishes. Read the second half before you decide anything.

Blocked Every device on your home network, with nothing installed on your child's phone
Blocked Blocking whole sites and services by domain
Blocked Advertising and tracking domains, across the home network
Blocked Known phishing and malware domains, checked against a threat database as each request is made
Blocked Adult sites, and Safe Search forced on the major search engines
Blocked Named services such as social video and gaming, on a per-day schedule you set, so homework hours can differ from Saturday
Blocked Different rules for different devices, so a fifteen-year-old and a seven-year-old are not treated the same
Blocked Your household's DNS requests encrypted on the way out, so the network operator between you and the internet cannot read or tamper with them
Blocked A log of what each device asked for, so you can see what is actually happening on your network
Still gets through Your child's phone on mobile data, away from the home network
Still gets through Your child's phone on a friend's home network or on school Wi-Fi
Still gets through Blocking one part of a service while allowing the rest, such as short video inside a site you want to keep
Still gets through Ads and sponsored posts served from the same domain as the content, which is why YouTube and in-feed social ads still get through
Still gets through Scanning files, removing malware already on a device, or stopping an attack that never makes a DNS request. This is not antivirus
Still gets through Apps or browsers that use their own encrypted resolver instead of the one your home network hands out

A filter on your home network protects your home network. It is not antivirus, and it stops at your front door — the phone that leaves the house is a problem we have not solved.